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Lyric Journal #80000

Mon Jun 29, 2009, 3:05 AM
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He's been trying with limited success
to get this girl to let him get into her pants
but every time he thinks he's getting close
she threatens death before he gets a chance

and that's the way it is in minnesota
and that's the way it is in oklahoma
that's the way it's been since protozoa
first climbed onto the shores of california

and she's been trying with limited success
to get him to turn out the lights and dance
cause like any girl all she really wants
that fickle little bitch romance
that fickle little bitch romance

and that is why a girl is called a tease
and that is why a guy is called a sleaze
and that's why god made escort agencies
one life to live and mace and GHB

and that's the way it is in minnesota
and that's the way it is in oklahoma
that's the way since the animals and noah
first climbed onto the shores of california

must not be too kind
stop thinking love is blind
clench your fists yeah write
“she's just not my type...”

why all these conflicting specifications
maybe to prevent overpopulation
all I know is that all around the nation
the girls are crying and the boys are masturbating

and that's the way it is in minnesota
and that's the way it is in oklahoma
that's the way Aristophanes and homer
wrote the iliad and lysistrata (not in that order...)

and that's the way it is in minnesota
and that's the way it is in oklahoma
that's the way it's been since protozoa
first climbed onto the shores of california

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Spamming your message center with faves.

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You know when your screen resolution is too high when you:

-Gain 280frames-per-second when lowering to 1240x1024 (In M$ Windows).
-You have to lift the mouse three times just to get to the other side of the desktop.

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Oh god, thank you for all the favorites.

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"Mean While at Mondor the dark lord was planing to kidnap the princess but not Legolas.Then the boss of the Orcs came and said"I'll get her for you sir"and then the Dark lord said"yes you can".
It's hard not to fav such tf2 art. And there's cute, and Kitties. And Bats.

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You know when your screen resolution is too high when you:

-Gain 280frames-per-second when lowering to 1240x1024 (In M$ Windows).
-You have to lift the mouse three times just to get to the other side of the desktop.

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xDD I LOVE...your Scout cat comic.
Hi, thanks for the fave! :)
Thank for fav [link]
:hug:

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TF2 FEMALE SOLDIER PRESENTATION! [link]
I really enjoyed watchin' your TF2 art!
Great gallery! :highfive:

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TF2 FEMALE SOLDIER PRESENTATION! [link]
Thanks for the fave!

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"Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration"

--Thomas Edison

...SO STOP FRETTING ABOUT YOUR SKILLS AND GO PRACTICE!! XD
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Thank you for the :+fav: on Orange!
I love your TF2 stuff! You have an awesome drawing style :D

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